THis woman…

was escorted off an Amtrak train by police this weekend after she allegedly refused to stop talking loudly on her cell-phone…

I know this story surely doesn’t sound like a thing to be writing about.
Oh but it is.

Amtrak created quiet cars in 2001 when a group of passengers who rode the Philadelphia to D.C. route every morning asked if they could reserve a car where cell-phone loudmouths weren’t welcome…

I must say that this is a very awesome idea. And anyone who doesn’t abide by the rule should be thrown out of the train. I don’t mean moved to another car but THROWN THE FUCK OUT OF THE MOOVING TRAIN because seriously if I’m going to be on a train for an hour or more, I would read. Write some, do a crossword or 3, probably read some more, maybe nap and all those things are better done during quiet times. Or some of us might just quirky like that though..

KOMO News reports that Lakeysha Beard says she felt “disrespected” by the incident,

I’ve always wanted to know why it is that the more ghetto or trailer trashy a person is the more “respect” they feel they deserve? First of all, learn to speak English properly, stop doing crack and/or meth and stop acting like stupid assholes who feels that they are entitled to talk louder than a train’s engine for hours on end AND ONLY THEN will I fucking show you a fucking world of respect. But until then, FUCK YOUR CUNTS!

though passengers said it was Beard who was being rude by refusing to stop yapping while sitting in one of the train’s designated quiet cars. She had not stopped talking since the train pulled out of Oakland, California, 16 hours before it reached Salem, Oregon, when a passenger confronted her about the talking. That’s when Beard got “aggressive,” KATU reports

In her defense, had this “ballsy” passenger nicely requested that if she doesn’t “pretty please with motherfucking sugars, cherries and whipped cream on top stop the fuck talking” or get her fucking phone shoved down her throat and out her ass, guess what? She would have been so shocked that someone finally stood up to her, she wouldn’t have said a word.
Never fucking mind the fact that she’d be dead, that’s minor detail if you ask me.

SIXTEEN FUCKING HOURS??? I mean Kevin Smith does his SMorning radio like show on the internets for 4 fucking hours everyday on stitcher or Just blah blah talking with folks but its in his house, you listen by choice and he is fucking amazingly entertaining.
What the fuck did that cunt have to talk about that was so fucking serious? I mean I swear on my life, had I been on that train and complained to the conductor, security guy, ticket ripper guy and nobody did anything, I swear, that phone of hers would have been covered in the shits.

They had to call the fucking police, stop the train just to have her charged with “disorderly conduct.” She should have been tased, shot, raped by a horse all the while having it filmed on her camera phone (to be released on the internets) then release her in Compton or somewheres shitty (just cause.. I think by then she would have learned her lesson).

Although I do feel sorry for her though cause you know, to live life with the kind of state of mind where you feel like its okay to do that sort of thing is just fucking super sad. I mean shit! I don’t give a fucking shitty fuck who the fuck you are, NOTHING you have to say is 16 hours worth of interesting.

Any by the fucking way, what kind of sick minded person names their kid Lakeysha?
Its like naming your son or daughter kid Bunni WITH an I and except them to be nothing less than Head Stripper on the weekends.

I can see that baby daddy/momma convo right now….

Baby Daddy: well grate you just done had to have that baby, well wachu wanna name it?
Baby Momma: I dunno, i alwayz likd keysha 4 a grl *tongue smack* (LOLOLOL)
BD: mann nah we allredy got 5 keysha’s on the blok
BM: well not if da bitch grow up 2 b da keysha off da blok

And seeing as how the baby daddy was puerto rican that is where the “La” comes from. Cause it means “the” in the “devil’s language” as Eric calls it lol

btw, i got this made up story on this stupid site..