Hey Ass hole, get some insurance before you prolapse again.. Will Ya?

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Most of us know about basic life things.
For example we know its wise to invest in insurance. Whether it be medical insurance, if you get ill.
Auto insurance in case of an accident.
Life insurance so that your loved ones won’t have to live under a bridge when you unfortunately die.
But strangely enough, it seems that if my awesome bun hole gets ravaged unexpectedly, someone’s got that covered…
Other things you can get covered??

-For the out of this world nut job, they have this…

Alien abductions or UFO insurance

Many insurers offer policies to protect against abduction by aliens, with extra coverage to protect against impregnation by those same aliens…….. Several companies still offer the coverage for a one-time premium ranging from $9.99 to $19.95.

If Aliens ever abducted me, I’d be all like, “YEEESSSSSSS!!!!”

-For the whores who won’t to admit to their whore-isms.. You’ve got..

Immaculate conception insurance

Another English insurance company sold insurance to protect women in the event of a virgin birth, or an “immaculate conception.” The policy would cover the cost of raising a child born in this manner. The insurance company collected premiums for six years but canceled the policy after complaints from the public and church authorities.

Everything about this is just WOW in so many ways..

This last one isn’t weird or anything just shocking..

Wedding Coverage

Weddings cost a lot of money. The average wedding in the US costs around $23,000 and that’s without a honeymoon…will also cover you if the wedding is cancelled because someone gets cold feet or someone makes a run for it

I don’t want to be an asshole but I think, if we spend 23 grand on an event and you fucking bail, that should be grounds for that party to get curb stomped American History X style.
I’m not bitter, lonely and/or an advocate for being against marriage but holy shithole!
If you have to take such a loan for a wedding, combined with the loans you both already have, isn’t that wasting necessary funds?
Then you bring a kid in the world. Isn’t that less money to buy things, food, diapers, formula, some weed maybe.
Therefore, won’t there be fights ALL the time?

Shit..

Anyways, I didn’t make these up or anything.. I found some here
and
There..

Kittens and fun times…

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Fuck You Corey Feldman.

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So I read this article regarding Corey Feldman half opening a can of whoop ass on “Hollywood” with accusations that its overcrowded with kid touchers and fuckers.

“I can tell you that the No. 1 problem in Hollywood was and is and always will be pedophilia. That’s the biggest problem for children in this industry. … It’s the big secret,” Feldman said.

EEEEK!!! See, I hate kid touchers. I also fucking hate kid fuckers.
I would probably, no most definitely would go to hell and the fuck back to bring down anyone who willingly harms a child or any innocent bystander for that matter. I would like nothing more than to live in barbaric times where we could just cut their dicks off.

Yeah, that means you Casey fucking Anthony!

“There’s one person to blame in the death of Corey Haim. And that person happens to be a Hollywood mogul. And that person needs to be exposed, but, unfortunately, I can’t be the one to do it,” he said.

See I’m no Hollywood douche nugget. I don’t know how it feels to be in a predicament where saying the wrong thing literally means I will “NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!!”
But this shit is bigger than your next fucking movie role.
This shit is bigger than your next paycheck signed by one of the Hollywood Pedos.
This shit honestly might be bigger than your fucking life..
This is about kids being harmed willingly, willfully in their moist holes and no one is doing anything about it.

For all I know, Corey Feldman could have been wasted out of his mind and mistakenly said he was violated by some old hairy douchebag instead of him just giving the guy a blowjob when he was 14.
I don’t know, I wasn’t the fuck there.
I do know that when I read this, I wanted to fly, drive or run to wherever that asshole lives and kick his ass because this is NOT something you take to your fucking grave.

Corey fucking Feldman, this is NOT okay.
It happened to you and your buddy and that SUCKS BALLS!!
But that is no reason to fucking sit back and let it happen to countless others, knowing they’ll pretend its okay because they want to be the next Justin Bieber.
Fuck you Corey asshole jerk off Feldman. You pussy asshole piece of has been turd.
Redeem yourself and career and call out a motherfucker. I totally got your back. I can like break a bottle over a nigga’s head while you swing a bat its all good!! πŸ™‚

Caylee, happy birthday. thanks for making me human again..

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I haven’t made any mention of this..
Sadly, I’ve barely had time to think of it today… Mainly because I left my phone home. But today would have been Caylee Anthony’s 6th birthday.
I had it in my calendar.
Saved on my phone..

But I wanted to acknowledge that I remembered that today is a special day.
Caylee’s life still hasn’t come to an end. At least not for me cause her killer walks among us, free and living a life that some only dream of.
Its usually the mother’s dream and wish to see justice for their baby.
In this case, there isn’t a mother to do that. She’s around but she’s too busy dropping it like its hot at the newest club in town to care about her dead daughter.

I know of a lot of people willing to accept that responsibility. That’s why I can sleep at night knowing I’m not the only one wanting justice for her and I don’t have to carry all the weight solely on my shoulders.

I wish I knew a magic formula to bring justice for this little girl without a voice.
I wish I knew how to stop feeling really bad over it.

All I know is that her killer is out there in the spotlight.
I know there’s a lot of us standing still and proud behind Caylee.
And I know that if her mom wasn’t a lying, murderous cunt, she would have been found and right now laughing and smiling ear to ear opening mountains of gifts from strangers she’d never meet who are just so glad she’s home and well.
But she isn’t.
She’s dead.
I’m okay with death. I swear that I am.
I’m not okay with what happened to Caylee Anthony.

Not one goddamn fucking tiny bit.

fuck.

RIP Caylee..
Shitty as it feels to admit it, baby, you are better off than to grow up with a mother like that.

Happy birthday to you Caylee and everyone else having a birthday today. **forced smile :)*

and a really special thanks to the people who actually care about this.

Boycott Casey Anthony not 30 Rock Modern Family or Porn :D

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So apparently Casey Anthony’s still out of “federal pound me in the ass prison”.. Yes, she’s still breathing, getting to enjoy a heck of a Bella Vita, not having to scrounge for her next meal. She’s a big star now. That’s really neat.

I’ve gotten all my news of her from Twitter, headlines of articles. (hard to escape those things. What not go on the internets? fucku)
So apparently, Bitch went to California (figures).
Then she went to her old stumping ground, guess she wanted to paint shadows on the faces of the dead, in front of their windows (Serj Tankian lyric..kinda) Who knows what for or why the fuck she went back. I could care the fuck less..
Then she was supposedly getting a new face. That’s good cause then we won’t ever have to look at that piece of shit of a face ever again. You can fool everyone all you want but when you look in the mirror, good luck fooling yourself.

According to people on the Twitter, I’m supposed to be boycotting NBC, ABC, Porn.. Look, I’m still going to watch Modern Family, 30 Rock and porn… I said I was boycotting Casey. Those awesome programmings did nothing to deserve not being watched.. It’s not my fault people are greedy little bitches and will step on the body of a murdered child to make money.

I’m super fucking mad at Casey.
I will NEVER understand or EVER forgive Casey Anthony for what she did.The behavior and sympathy she exhibited when her “beloved” daughter was “missing” is still too appalling for words.

I just find it somewhat funny how the people telling us to boycott things are the ones watching every moment and reading every article. Unless the headline mentions Caylee, I do not click or give a fuck.
This has and will always be about Caylee Marie Anthony. What Casey eats for breakfast or ANY SOUND OR MOVEMENT regarding her has none of my care.

A lifetime of pain and misery to all who attempt to profit from that treacherous woman!

Another child dead, another killer out having una Bella Vita!

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Satan walks among us again..
I haven’t posted anything since before the verdict was read because in all honesty, I was a bit embarrassed by it because we allowed a child killer to go free. Also, I cried like a fucking baby.. If that’s something you even need to know.
So I put off writing about it because it still makes me very upset, I’m still just as shocked. I still see pictures of that little girl and feel just as sad. I still feel everything I felt before except now I feel disappointed too because Caylee got no justice that day. Not a word of sympathy was uttered on her behalf by the defense or her MOTHER after the verdict and pathetic excuse for a sentence hearing.
But she’s out now. No one outside of who needs to know are aware of where she is. Quite frankly, I don’t give a fuck. I’m a firm believer in Karma. You reap what you sow. Casey Anthony dumped her 2-year-old daughter’s body as though it were trash. No, worst because you throw actual trash in a protective bin for someone to pick up and lay in a designated area.
Caylee was dumped by her MOTHER in a trash filled dump to rot in the Florida weather. Her little body rotted in ways nothing should. She didn’t have a proper burial. She didn’t get a proper farewell.
She received no true love or remorse from her mother and killer.

Cindy Anthony, last I heard wasn’t getting charged for perjury. I would like to know why. Because as an American Citizen, how am I suppose to look to the justice system for help knowing people can just take the stand, lie to help someone get away with murder, get caught for lying and not even get a slap on the wrists?

At the end of every day, every rant and sad thought. The truth remains that Little Caylee received NO justice. Her killer and mother walked away scotch free and just the thought of her probably being fucked up already and sucking off Jose Baez makes my stomach turn. The saddest thing is that she isn’t the only one. Thousands of child killers roam free among us. Among our children and loved ones.
We’ll never know who they are until they are exposed. More and more of them are being identified day by day. If you are wondering why, it’s because they don’t fear their punishment I mean take a gander at their leader, Casey Anthony, she’s the perfect poster child. She killed her own child and walked away from a mountain of evidence.
WE NEED STIFFER PUNISHMENT FOR CHILD KILLERS, RAPISTS, MURDERERS & THIEVES. If they feared their punishment for ruining someone’s life, guess what? A lot of them wouldn’t risk it..

Way to go America, you let down another innocent child.

Oh also, I am one of those people who WILL boycott Casey Anthony and anyone that pays her money for the murder she committed and the lies she told to her away with it. So fuck yah!!!
JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE & ALL INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!

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