I vana suck yur bloooodd.. MUAHAHHAHAHAHHA :D

This fucking story is just.. wow!

This happened a little over a week ago..

The arrest of a man accused of breaking into a woman’s house and trying to suck her blood has sparked discussion about the impact of vampire books and movies on youth culture… Galveston police say the man forced his way into the apartment… and made growling and hissing noises while biting and hitting the victim in her bed.

At first, I wasn’t sure if I should laugh at this or shake my head in utter disbelief. Either way, I am sick and bored to death of people trying to blame everything on anything. People do shit because they’re fucking stupid not because they have no taste, watched twilight and thought it would be “so cool to do that” OMG like no it wouldn’t.

I’m just saying, its time we start blaming ourselves for our shitty mistakes not each other.
That creepy dude and hot chick from twilight didn’t text you and tell you to go suck someone’s blood. You watched something completely fictional and stupidity and common sense took over all the other senses and you did something dumb. Deal with it. It sucks, its embarrassing but fuck you. Don’t ruin awesome entertainment for me or others because you’re too weak to appreciate it.

But this part was just the weirdest ever..

19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley is.. being held in the Galveston County Jail on a $40,000 bond on a charge of home burglary with intent to commit a felony.. awaits a psychiatric evaluation in jail on burglary charges..

LOL this poor guy doesn’t need a fucking jail cell, he needs genuine help.
He needs to talk to a shrink, have lots of sit down sessions and take some pills on a daily basis.
I repeat, Texas, straight jacket, not jumper suit. Not in this case anyway.

America: Go ahead and beat your kids but stay the hell away from weed, prostitutes & homos

Every so often, you read something that makes your heart hurt and sends your brain into utter confusion..

A Staten Island boy,… begged a Staten Island judge on Friday to go easy on his father. “He made a big mistake, but really somewhere in his heart, he is funny, lovable, caring, and a great father,” Chris Moss, 11, said of his father, James……

Yeah, I know. What a fucking awesome piece of dad this fella is, uh?
But no. He isn’t..
Here is what James, “awesome daddy” did….

Moss beat the boy with a spatula, put his hands over two hot oven burners until the skin peeled, punched him in the face and then shoved him into an oven for several minutes.
“I’m going to burn you alive,” Moss reportedly yelled..

According to his wife, the “mother,” who had to take her son to the hospital hours later when she got home because James “Awesome daddy” refused.. Apparently, James is/was indeed an “awesome daddy” and a total “softie” and that on May 12, 2010, he “snapped and lost it.”

Yeah crazy lady with a crazy family that makes perfect nonsense..

His punishment?
Oh you are going to LOVE this…. before I tell you though, you should know that this was in the article..

Moss (James) pleaded guilty to all seven counts of the indictment against him, including two counts of second-degree assault, which carried a possible seven-year sentence.

Seven years? Really? That’s fucking it?? But who cares, he admitted to it all so he’s definitely going away for a long time right??

Moss was sentenced to four months of weekends in prison at Rikers Island. The 53-year-old will also be put on probation for five years, must live away from his son for one year and take anger management classes.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.. I mean I know people who’s gotten in more trouble over a joint. Or for going 41 in a 35 mph zone..
If my calculations are correct.. And they probably aren’t.. That’s about 34-ish days.. That’s totally super fair.

I can niggle about this till I choke on my tongue.. But I’m not going to.
All I have to say is I’m not surprised. This country has become a fucking joke and I would only be a little shocked if I learned that some far away planet out there was gathering around their tvs watching us for entertainment debating what crazy shit was going to happen next..

BTW, if you are wondering, he did not turn on the oven.. So yeah.

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Another Candidate for the Darwin Awards..

Now, I’m not one to point and laugh at other people’s misfortunes. Nor am I one to sit and hope for bad things to happen to people no matter how shitty they might be. BUT I am one to pop some corn, pull up a chair and watch with major amazement when a shitty people grabs a shovel and starts digging their own grave. I will not stop them. I will not try to talk them out of it. But I will watch and smile because soon, its one less shitty and/or stupid dick the world has to deal with.
Examples of people who fall in that category: Casey Anthony, 2 of my co workers and now this moron..

Police say a motorcyclist participating in a protest ride against helmet laws in upstate New York died after he flipped over the bike’s handlebars and hit his head on the pavement.

Of all the things to against protest: war, genocide, world hunger, umm what else is important? child abuse.. now you think of something.. this dum dum wants to protest against a law that has been proving to save lives..

Troopers say Contos would have likely survived if he had been wearing a helmet.

HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Once again, had I seen this man getting on his bike without a helmet, I wouldn’t have said shit to him. He was 55. You motherfucking KNOW better at that age. At the very least, I would think it was COMMON SENSE to want to protect the cavity that holds your FUCKING BRAIN!!!
I feel bad for his family because now they have to grieve because they’re related to a fucking idiot. But for him, I’m just glad he didn’t cause anyone to have to swerve, possible hit someone else or tree and caused their demise.

Philip A. Contos of Parish, N.Y. DO NOT fucking RIP. FUCK YOU AND FUCK ALL THE OTHER MORONS WHO THINK HELMET LAWS ARE IMPEDING THEIR RIGHTS AS A HUMAN. BECAUSE ITS NOT, YOUR IMPEDING YOUR RIGHTS AS A HUMAN BY DOING DUMB SHIT AND GETTING YOUR DUMB SHITTY ASS KILLED. 😀

Please people, no PRETTY PLEASE WITH MOTHERFUCKING SUGAR, HONEY & SPLENDA ON TOP, WEAR A HELMET ANYTIME YOU ARE ON A MOTORCYCLE BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS A VERY IMPORTANT FACTOR IN YOUR CONTINUATION TO LIVE. TRUST ME!!!
Or trust Philip cause well, if his story doesn’t prove my point, I don’t know what the fuck will.

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