8 year-old boobies??

Now we all know that 8 year olds don’t have boobs & if they do, then fucking goddamn gross!
I mean I looove boobies. I have two, play with them god fucking knows how much (I kinda sorta use them as stress balls:) ) but honestly the last visual I need are 8 year olds with tits.
I’ve seen them at the mall & places. And all I’ve ever done is pretend that they belong to a hot 22 year old lady with boobies that are 8 years old. (that’s soo not wrong btw)

I know that makes NO sense but in my mind, it does. Cause I’d much rather go to sleep at night dreaming of motor boating some chick with boobs that are 8 years old, than an 8 year old with tits..
What’s the difference?
Well, one has immature boobies (8 y/o) and the other has boobies that are 8 years old & everyday they grow fonder, bigger and wiser. 🙂
Yeah I know, still weird but what’s fucking weirder is this…

Included in the current spring line for Abercrombie Kids (a division of the fashion company specifically dedicated to 8-14 year olds) is the “Ashley” Push-Up Triangle – a triangular-shaped bikini top which comes complete with thick padding for breast enhancement.

I feel that I should press this matter, it is really fucking gross thinking of 8 years old with boobs, now thinking of 8 year olds with fake boobs is just more wrong and totally pedo-like. (Trust me, ask anyone who finds child porn gross & they’ll agree with me).

All I have to say is that I’m soo not mad at A&F (I’m not sure if people describe it that way but its easier than typing out the whole fucking thing).
I’m really not mad at them. As a matter of fact, I’m fucking MAD jealous that I didn’t think of this shit first.

Seriously, for someone who loves boobies as much as I do, it makes no sense that I didn’t think to give boobies to people way too fucking young to have them..

Who I am mad at are whatever skank dumbass loser mom who would pay for this shit!
If you hate your kid enough to buy this, send them out in the world to get vaginal/ anal raped then that is YOUR problem. (Mind you, I haven’t a child nor would I, or my boyfriend / future hubby (maybe 🙂 buy this).

I mean Kevin Smith ( yeah the guy who made Clerks, Clerks 2, Jay & Silent Bob & the smodcast network ;)) he has a daughter, what, probably 11-12. Same age group that this is targeting, I’m sure he nor his wife would even think once of spending a dime on this filth.
Now maybe if you’re Michael Lohan, you might spend a few bucks on a couple of these. But come on, how many Michael Lohans do you know?
Oh one? yeah exactly.

I’m not endorsing this rape of weird 8 year olds with weird fake boobs BUT like I said, if a careless, irresponsible mother wants to send their babies out in the world to get eye fucked by non other than pedophiles, then who am I or A&F to stop them?

*Be smart, well if you are smart you’ll spend no time reading this or buying this SHIT. If you have bought it or are thinking of buying then you, as “parent” should fucking die & leave your kid to child services cause they would obviously do a better job with this kid cause they wouldn’t spend a blink of an eye on this shitty, pedo product.

And think about it, if no one buys this, then A&F will pull this shitty dumbass product off their shelf so fast, you or I will have no time to blink..

read all about it… “>here

sick-egal immigrantscums

So there’s this article from WSVN in floriduh.. And here’s a tiny tid bit…

According to opponents, the increased scrutiny will lead to unfair detention and deportation of innocent immigrants. “This is not the way that we need to do immigration reform,” said Susana Barciela, policy director of the Florida Immigrant Advocacy Center

Um yeah, INNOCENT? If you are an illegal immigrant, whether or not you’ve killed someone means nothing. You are illegal by default because in a way, you are trespassing. And last time I checked, that was reason enough to label someone a “criminal.”

Example:
It’s a super hot fucking day and you decide to go to the pool. But you haven’t a pool. Then you remember that your dick of an asshole neighbor does. So you find one of their most comfy lawn chairs and decide to soak up some sun in between dives into the pool.
Then your dick of a neighbor decides to come home early from work. Only to find you wet, glistening and totally sexified in their pool. And because your neighbor’s a dick of an asshole, he calls the cops. And you end up going to jail b/c you kinda sorta found that they left their backdoor open and you welcomed yourself in their home, to their kitchen, fridge and beer. But you didn’t steal anything (minus the beer but it’s not like you can give it back yet. Not till you have to pee anyway), nor did you stop to stare at your neighbor’s naked sleeping 17 y/o daughter for more than 8 secs. (Sure you might have snapped a pic or 2, but they don’t know that at all).
But you still trespassed onto someone’s property and that’s reason enough to land you in jail for at least a night.

I mean think about it, this is just ONE house. Imagine some cunt of an asshole trespassing into a WHOLE country?? See where it might come off as a little criminal-ish???
So Susana Barcuntella, you are fucking wrong wrong wrong, not to mention a little retarded.

And seriously, what the fuck is the purpose of the floriduh immigrant advocacy ctr? I mean you have the DCF letting babies die in the hands of pussy assholes who should have been killed by God on their born day. You got judges/ politicians in this state who only gives a shit about decisions that make them richer.
No one cared to fix those problems when they started. But illegal dipshit immigrants who pay NO taxes have people looking out of for them???
Yeah that totally makes soo much sense my fucking head is spinning.

As a black person myself, from Haiti. I think I’m allowed to say something to the people up in arms about this, FUCK YOU. All you dumb blacks and spanish tards. If you are here LEGALLY, as is the fucking law, a bill like this one, wouldn’t be around or you wouldn’t really be affected.
If you are here illegally, don’t do dumb ass stupid shit that will bring attention to you. Or save yourself the embarrassment and pack up your dirty shits and go back to where you came.

Here’s the article

To bee or Not To bee in jail…

Rock Hill man, jailed on drug charges, is facing more trouble after police say he rolled a joint using pages of a Bible and smoked pot in his jail cell.

LOL I mean shit. I read that & automatically thought it was funny that this…. weird looking “man” is as stupid as he looks and got caught mid hit of the bowl by the guards.. but oh no. I wish he was only that stupid…

24-year-old David Allen Henson was slapped with charges after police found a marijuana roach in his jail cell on Monday.

this rude motherfucker.. smoked his ever so Holy Joint.. which probably tasted ever so heavenly ():D and while he’s in jail with almost no rights, privacy, surrounded by criminals who want what he has. He decides to get greedy and saved the roach for later.
Which brings me to this conclusion…

Where the FUCK were the fucking guards? I mean I know weed smell. That shit will stink up a 2 story building. I know that because I’ve fucking damn been there. So yeah, where were these guards? And what, are they surrounded by weed smoke SOOOOO much that they can’t smell the difference? And also, I’m sorry, why does a dude in jail just get to smoke weed in his cell?
I’m free as out of jail as can be and I can’t smoke the shit in my own home without fear of losing my Administrative Assistant job that would bring sooo much hazard if I smoked a joint yesterday.. I mean why do I feel like these criminals have it so good?

No real job, free breakfast, lunch, dinner, cable, books. Free of bills, calls from telemarketers, long boring ass commutes to work. Um the ones with outside significant others don’t fucking have to deal with them when they’re on their periods or fucking w/e weird shit men go through once a month. Just through beautiful letters (probably filled with misspellings & horrid grammar) and seldom visits every other weekend. I mean if I had a child but had I’d probably have to change its diapers really soon. But if I was in jail, hell the fuck no I wouldn’t..

Shit, no wonder so many motherfuckers love that place. It’s like heaven, except at any given moment a guard might ask you to strip, crouch and cough. And you can’t say no…
Me, who isn’t in prison gets asked that by a cop, I can not only say no but sue for weird and gross harassment. So that is the difference between people in jail and not in jail.

Oh shit,another awesome difference, we, the (“lucky?”) people NOT in jail, get to motherfucking have awesome blogs on awesome blogging sites, so boo the fuck YAAAHHHHHHHH! (i do sadly miss Dean LOL) 🙂

 

Uh huh, there is a point to the lame madness >:]