Foul Ball or Brain Damaged baby? I choose, I choose…..

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..BOTH!! *tada da ta tadat tada* (really lame Towlie joke πŸ™‚ )

But because Karma takes no shit from no punk ass dead beat dad, he gets the latter.

Poor Kid D:

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fast-moving head + super hard asphalt = dead brain goo on road. OK?!

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I don’t like to bad mouth dead people because it’s a bitch thing to do considering they can’t really come up to me and head butt me in my vagina for talking shit.
And I’m being honest when I say that it’s just too fucking bad for them. Cause I’m really not the dead one here am I now?
But really, I do have a heart somewhere.
Sweet example of a hearty me moment, I just read an article about the cutest 13-year-old boy who had a cluster fuck of cancers and just died and I would never EVER goddamn usher a negative word of him and if someone else did so, without valid reason(s), I would fucking punch that person in their asshole.
BUT this dead motherfucker I’m about to rip into deserves way more than words.. He deserves, well death.

A man who was thrown from a skateboard while “hot-boarding” near Santa Clarita has died

At first, I was like “awww” cause my boyfriend skates, I’ve had some weird sex with a skater or two back in the day so its fair to say that I like skater boys and don’t like them to die of course.
But this one…

‘Hot-boarding’ is a dangerous stunt involving a skateboarder being towed behind a moving vehicle.

Oh wow. I know, you’re thinking, what one retard thought of this SHIT? But “one” you say???

..on May 1… A San Diego County man was critically injured while hot-boarding after he collided with a pickup truck

uh huh, you know that friend or person you know of that did something that you just HAVE to top? Well for the future, let that thing be something amazing. For example, some bored people have been known to volunteer, read to the blind, build ships in bottles, start blogs.. Whatever the thing. Just don’t let that thing be something like oh I don’t know, holding on to a moving car with wheels or anything strapped to your feet. Better yet, don’t fucking hold on to a moving fucking car ya know?
My favorite part of the story:

Edward Culhane, 35, was cruising along on his skateboard while holding onto a vehicle along Cedarfalls Drive near Urbandale Avenue Saturday evening when he lost his grip and hit his head on the ground.

The dude is 30FUCKING5!!!!!!!! 3 1/2 decades of knowing that fast-moving head + super hard asphalt = dead brain goo on road. But he had no helmet, no pads, no sense. Just himself, his board, a moving car and…

The driver, 33-year-old Ryan Howell, ..suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs

Can’t forget the drunk AND/or fucked up on non weed drugs friend?!?
I mean without them, who’s going to retell your tale whEN YOU’RE THE FUCKING FUTURE DARWIN AWARD RECIPIENT?!?! Somebody has to accept on your behalf when you’re SIX FUCKING FEET UNDER and none of your family wants to be associated with you..

But ummmm yeah.. That’s it. Not much to say about a story with so many stupids in it. But if you’re interested in the story about the cute little dead boy. You can find it here.

As for the dumb dead fuck, his blurb of a story is here.

Negro Tips….

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of the “Daiye”…
When you stop to give a shit about people other than yourself, you end making you, them and all those who witnessed your good happy. AKA stop with the spinning rims, weekly bullet allowance and bling bling all your mouth and feed some people.

It’s not often we read about black people doing shit so awesome that it makes you seriously wonder what the fuck is wrong with all the other ones.
I don’t normally post about blacks doing great things because let’s be serious, good people doing good things doesn’t make you go HAHAAHA but rather AWWWW and there’s no place for sissy shit like that in this blog.
Well I lie. There is obviously cause this story doesn’t get any sissier..

J.T. Thomas was drafted in the sixth round by the Chicago Bears, but the lockout leaves him without much to do right now…..
Every day, Thomas helps his 7-year-old brother Jared get home from school. Riding the same bus as Jared is an eighth-grade girl named Joslyn Levell, who happened to grow up in Chicago as a Bears fan… Joslyn has spina bifida and uses a wheelchair.

Yeah. Already with the aww but it gets worst..

With assists from the bus driver and J.T.’s stepmother, Thomas got on the bus one day to say hello to Joslyn, They hit it off immediately……. Joslyn explained to him that she’d had a rough week because all of the boys she asked to the dance declined. Thomas melted.

“I hugged her and signed a few things and we talked for awhile and she cried a bit,” Thomas recounted. “I gave her a hug and told her everything would work itself out.”

Stupid boys and their stupid prides all covered in cooties…

It did. J.T. asked her to the dance himself.

“I was nervous that by the time I reached out, she might have had a date and would have to turn me down,” he said.

Joslyn gladly accepted the invitation.

“After so many people turned me down, this was so big especially, because he asked me instead of me asking him,” she said.

AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

One more

Joslyn later said it was the best night of her life.

Thomas intends for his new friendship to continue, too. If things work out for him in Chicago, he said he’d love to bring Joslyn and his family back to Chicago to see him play for the Bears.

πŸ˜€ See how one black person doing one awesome thing made one awesome person and her family very happy while making his own family happy and proud??
Uh huh that’s how not being a cunt works. Try it out sometimes.

And that has been my negro (finger)tips of the daiye.. (Oh, Derek Zoolander, how I love to quote you ;D)

You can go read the 4 sentences I didn’t quote here.

Holy Crapturefuck!!!

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As I’m sure you know by know, we survived the crapture..Which I guess meant that a lot of the population would be gone… Which I guess is bad.. I haven’t really haven’t read about it.

First and foremost, I’m really glad I came to terms with the fact that I may not be anyone of importance before I die. I know that I can’t ever cure cancer b/c science, chemistry & anatomy are not my forte. But if I know that person with the ability to cure cancer, I wouldn’t hesitate to help them if they asked. Whether I was measuring things or giving them my last 5 bucks to buy new beakers.
But my point is so many people out there are just look for things to be known for.
Shit just recently, some british cunt went on record to LIE and say she injected her 8 y/o daughter with botox.
These psycho nut homos are clearly just looking for attention but is it too much to ask that they do some fucking research first?

the end will begin in New Zealand and will follow the sun and roll on from there,… They believe it will likely start as it becomes 6 p.m. in the world’s various time zones.

Remind me again why God wouldn’t at least goddamn start in Australia or Pakistan?
And do they realize that there are 40 different fucking time zones? Not to mention the 25 nautical time zones.

In 2009, Family Radio.. reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded securities.

I hate scam artists!!!
To be that much a sociopathic, thieving little bitch and to destroy people’s lives like that and have no remorse is fucking scary to me.
But shit! Stupid people have a lot of money, I mean is it really THAT easy to scam people??

The hero of the crapturd:

Sharon Moss, who founded AfterTheRapturePetCare.com to provide post-apocalypse animal care, said a new wave of customers has paid $10 to sign up in the last few weeks.

I went on the site cause I tried to give her the benefit. Maybe she’d refund whoever didn’t get stripped nude and magnetized into the heavens? Is that something that might happen? I’m not sure..

While planning our system, we thought about the stories of pet rescues in New Orleans after Katrina……. This is something we could do for Christian owned pets.

It’s like saying I want people to think I care by saying nice things but really I’m cumming in your drink as I speak.

While I don’t intend to be here when the Rapture occurs, we are building a network of non-Christians….

LOL oh me? Well of course I’m going to heaven. Why do you think im doing this? You think I want to be that old broke bitch tricking in heaven? *rolls eyes*

Who are these Volunteer Pet Caretakers and how do I know they’ll take good care of my pets?

Most Volunteer Pet Caretakers fit this description:

They are atheist or another non-Christian religion.
They love animals
They are not paid, .. In fact, they’ve agreed to care for the pets they rescue as their own, including being financially responsible for them.

Imagine this quickie:
The shit happened and we’re all looking up at the naked people floating up to heaven or somewheres.
And some virgin sinner out there is all worried about a stranger’s fucking whiny yelping chihuahua that’s probably going to bite him or get eaten by his rott cause he’s sofucking annoying.

I have one last thing though. Still not 100% sure how religion really works. But if its about good people, with good hearts and intentions doesn’t that mean that those selfless atheists willing to include another hungry mouth to the burden of not being craptured on deserve a spot?
Its like, I never really believed in Santa growing up cause I had never met the dude, I just knew I got rewarded for being a good kid all year.

Creepy Tales: A Mother’s Love

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One afternoon, a couple was traveling on by car when at a far distance they saw a woman in the middle of the road, waving frantically. The wife told her husband to keep on driving because it might be too dangerous, but the husband decided to pass by slowly so he wouldn’t stay with the doubt on his mind of what might have happened and the chances of anyone being hurt. As they got closer, they noticed a woman with cuts and bruises on her face as well as on her arms. They then decide to stop and see if they could be of any help. The cut and bruised woman was begging for help telling them that she had been in a car accident and that her husband and son, a new born baby, were still inside the car which was in a deep ditch. She told them that the husband was already dead but that her baby seemed to still be alive. The husband that was traveling decided to get down and try to rescue the baby and he asked the hurt woman to stay with his wife inside the their car. When he got down he noticed two people in the front seats of the car but he didn’t pay any attention to it and took out the baby quickly and got up to take the baby to it’s mother. When he got up, he didn’t see the mother anywhere so he asked his wife where she had gone. She told him that the woman followed him back to the crashed car. When the husband went back to look for her, he noticed that clearly the couple in the front seats were dead, one of whom was unmistakeably the woman who had flagged them down. You can find more stories like this in the Creepy Tales Android application: http://msdapps.com/android/creepy-tales/

I dont know who write this story but I was reading it on my phone and it made me go “awww”

Lakeysha’s got Beard, Ass.fat & horse raped… (whaat now?)

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THis woman…

was escorted off an Amtrak train by police this weekend after she allegedly refused to stop talking loudly on her cell-phone…

I know this story surely doesn’t sound like a thing to be writing about.
Oh but it is.

Amtrak created quiet cars in 2001 when a group of passengers who rode the Philadelphia to D.C. route every morning asked if they could reserve a car where cell-phone loudmouths weren’t welcome…

I must say that this is a very awesome idea. And anyone who doesn’t abide by the rule should be thrown out of the train. I don’t mean moved to another car but THROWN THE FUCK OUT OF THE MOOVING TRAIN because seriously if I’m going to be on a train for an hour or more, I would read. Write some, do a crossword or 3, probably read some more, maybe nap and all those things are better done during quiet times. Or some of us might just quirky like that though..

KOMO News reports that Lakeysha Beard says she felt “disrespected” by the incident,

I’ve always wanted to know why it is that the more ghetto or trailer trashy a person is the more “respect” they feel they deserve? First of all, learn to speak English properly, stop doing crack and/or meth and stop acting like stupid assholes who feels that they are entitled to talk louder than a train’s engine for hours on end AND ONLY THEN will I fucking show you a fucking world of respect. But until then, FUCK YOUR CUNTS!

though passengers said it was Beard who was being rude by refusing to stop yapping while sitting in one of the train’s designated quiet cars. She had not stopped talking since the train pulled out of Oakland, California, 16 hours before it reached Salem, Oregon, when a passenger confronted her about the talking. That’s when Beard got “aggressive,” KATU reports

In her defense, had this “ballsy” passenger nicely requested that if she doesn’t “pretty please with motherfucking sugars, cherries and whipped cream on top stop the fuck talking” or get her fucking phone shoved down her throat and out her ass, guess what? She would have been so shocked that someone finally stood up to her, she wouldn’t have said a word.
Never fucking mind the fact that she’d be dead, that’s minor detail if you ask me.

SIXTEEN FUCKING HOURS??? I mean Kevin Smith does his SMorning radio like show on the internets for 4 fucking hours everyday on stitcher or smodcast.com. Just blah blah talking with folks but its in his house, you listen by choice and he is fucking amazingly entertaining.
What the fuck did that cunt have to talk about that was so fucking serious? I mean I swear on my life, had I been on that train and complained to the conductor, security guy, ticket ripper guy and nobody did anything, I swear, that phone of hers would have been covered in the shits.

They had to call the fucking police, stop the train just to have her charged with “disorderly conduct.” She should have been tased, shot, raped by a horse all the while having it filmed on her camera phone (to be released on the internets) then release her in Compton or somewheres shitty (just cause.. I think by then she would have learned her lesson).

Although I do feel sorry for her though cause you know, to live life with the kind of state of mind where you feel like its okay to do that sort of thing is just fucking super sad. I mean shit! I don’t give a fucking shitty fuck who the fuck you are, NOTHING you have to say is 16 hours worth of interesting.

Any by the fucking way, what kind of sick minded person names their kid Lakeysha?
Its like naming your son or daughter kid Bunni WITH an I and except them to be nothing less than Head Stripper on the weekends.

I can see that baby daddy/momma convo right now….

Baby Daddy: well grate you just done had to have that baby, well wachu wanna name it?
Baby Momma: I dunno, i alwayz likd keysha 4 a grl *tongue smack* (LOLOLOL)
BD: mann nah we allredy got 5 keysha’s on the blok
BM: well not if da bitch grow up 2 b da keysha off da blok

And seeing as how the baby daddy was puerto rican that is where the “La” comes from. Cause it means “the” in the “devil’s language” as Eric calls it lol

btw, i got this made up story on this stupid site..

TSA, TNA & Baby Rub Downs…

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There’s been a lot of talk about the TSA in the past few fucking years. Well, pretty since 9/11/01 but can we REALLY be that mad at them? Or better, why have we not gotten with the program by now? They have a WHOLE website telling you what to do, bring, not do and bring… Why have we not realized that the TSA didn’t come up with this new procedure on their own, remember the government? Well they tell departments like the TSA what the fuck to do..
Sure the fucking asshole cum drinkers who hijacked those planes had set no alarms, done nothing out of the ordinary (besides the durka durka turban on their head). But I’m sure that morning, they seemed like any other weary traveler.
Maybe had people been paying attention to them, they may have noticed signs of nervousness of some sorts. But let’s be serious, pre- 9/11/01, had you noticed anyone acting nervous before a flight, you’d probably laugh at them to yourself thinking they’d never flown before.
I mean someone might have joked in their head that this nervous sweaty dick about to board their plane better not blow it up but he wouldn’t have thought hard of it because as a non sociopath, it would be hard for anyone before that day to think someone would be so fucking callous and goddamn mean.

We know now that people are goddamn fucked up and shitty like that. So we’re more careful.
At the airport, if you notice a bag sitting in a corner for 15+ minutes, you’re going to goddamn tell someone.
If you noticed a person of muslim, but really any decent, acting nervous, mumbling to him or her self or moving around a lot, post 9/11/01, you’re going to notify someone. You may not truly think they’re a terrorist but you’re out of your fucking mind if you don’t find someone to have a talk with this person.

So on with those TSA feeling up & down on all sorts of people.

The TSA is in the news again, unfavorably, after conducting a pat-down search of an 8-month-old infant. The baby stroller set off an alarm, not surprisingly given that strollers contain significant metal. But rather than limit its exploration to the offending stroller, the TSA contends it was “required” to conduct a pat-down search of the infant.

I’m sorry but I watch World’s Dumbest A LOT. (thurday nights on TruTv lol) Sadly, I’ve seen numerous video footage of grown adult parents hiding contraband on their kids. Whether it was a month old or 10 years, people have and always will, sadly, take advantage of innocent children. For the simple fact that they are indeed very very innocent to the naked eye (gross) and assume people won’t suspect a child of hiding cocaine or meth in their fucking diapers.
For years they have gotten away with this but with the invention of video, we are forced to live life otherwise and realize that babies don’t smoke crack but their shitty “parents” might and will go to serious measures to protect themselves even if it means denying its their crack. “So it must be the baby’s then?” the officer would ask finally.
And this “adult” will undeniably nod their heads and shrug their shoulders at the same time.

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TSA made headlines last month after patting down a 6-year-old girl.

Wouldn’t you LOVE being that employee on duty that day when a 6 year old little girl set off an alarm. And you say to the people around, “oh no it’s okay, she doesn’t need to get pat down, look at her how cute she is.. she must like 5.. what 6 years old? what can she be hiding & where?”
Unbeknownst to this employee that this cute six year old’s “parents” are total extremist and conspicuously hid a bomb in her backpack. Better yet, its not even their kid. They adopted it 3 weeks ago for the sole purpose of this incident. You know they’re the usual fuck ups, they want to commit suicide by way of sending a “message” like the asshole who flew that plane in the IRS building a while back with numerous IRS hating 9 to fivers just wanting to make a buck to feed their babies.
It’s a shitty thing to write, especially when it involves a kid but you fucking tell me that those black assholes in Africa and sand niggers in Iraq aren’t exploiting kids younger than that to commit their heinous crimes? You fucking tell me that in a way to convince me and I’ll fucking ship you to the sand dunes.

* Traveler Cathy Bossi was ordered to remove her prosthetic breast and display it for inspection;

* Marlene McCarthy experienced manipulation of her prosthetic breast in public view;

* Retired teacher Thomas D. Sawyer’s urostomy bag was squeezed, soaking him in urine, and;

* ABC producer Carolyn Durand endured a TSA hand inside her underpants, feeling around.

While I am sitting here defending the TSA, I will admit that there are things they do that make no sense.
Example: getting piss on a dude. That’s mean. As for the chick that got hands inside her underpants.. that’s a bit much, I mean whattfuck were they looking for??

As for me, I’ve had my experience with a TSA rub down. The chick was fairly hot, took me to my own private sex box..errr.. that’s not what they called it. But she explained to me what she was going to do and not do. There was another chick there that was kinda hot too. And the hot red head felt my boobies, my butt a couple times, she rubbed the back of her hand on my vagina which was a bit much but it didn’t quiver with any complaints. Then we were done. My jeans had rhinestones on the back pockets (yeah im a genius uh) body scan and metal studs= professional rub down by hot red head.
I’m okay with that.

All in all, no one should be safe from being checked because at the end of the goddamn day, like it or hate it to the point of tears but anyone can hurt us. It’s hard to believe but if you raise someone to be evil or if someone’s weak enough to fall into evil, we can run all day from them but their crazy asses will always be just a few steps behind.
Now if we can gather those people and ship them off to the ocean, then yay for the fish food and yay for us πŸ˜€

I’m totally so done.now WHEWW

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